Tuesday, October 26th, 2021:
11 Halloween Treats So Easy, It's Scary!

Sofrito Lovers,

Halloween is this Sunday and if you're one of the mindless herd that's heavily into this type of thing, then the Tastemade video below is for you.

I am not into this dumbass holiday at all.  I don't like dressing up and the idea of chaperoning kids around, so they can beg creepy-ass adults for free candy sound horrifying.  This holiday is pretty much the top of the American cultural trash heap.  I find it annoying and insipid.  Also, I vehemently oppose the idea that this is a foodie holiday.  

Candy corn (pure rancid trash) and Jack-o-lantern marshmallow peeps (kill me now) do not a foodie holiday make.  Thanksgiving, Christmas, Chanukah, or Easter are foodie holidays.  If you have to roast a turkey, ham, pernil, or duck, then you've got a foodie holiday-bite size Snickers don't cut it.  

Yes, I am both the Grinch and Scrooge of this scary (not!) and stupid holiday.  But, I won't begrudge my Sofrito Lovers a Halloween-themed blog post.  What type of food blogger would I be if I didn't post at least one Halloween recipe video for you all?  See?  I love you folks.

The video below features 11 Halloween-themed treats you can make at home for your Halloween Party (Don't invite me) or for the cute little trick-or-treaters (begging-ass little shits) that will knock on your door.  This post is for you geeks that live for this holiday and enjoy doing the most.  I hope your gross cupcakes and candy corn infused everything come out good-yuck!

Go taste for yourself!  ¬°Buen Provecho!